SHOT.
Make room, Gaddafi is the Green Goblin.
Hariri, you just stole Jon B's line
And how can I be sure you won't steal mine?
I'm here to represent...the UAE
Y'all know who I be
We rich rich money money ain't got shit on me
Building useless buildings and islands too
Abu Dhabi thanks for the bailout, I owe you
Oops! we already did with the Burj Khalifa
But if i ever I need ya, ba tisil fika
Haha
My dishdasheh drags on the floor,
But I'm loaded I got millions more
7 star hotels? baby I own one!
Indian workers? Baby I got tons!
When it comes to citizenship it's only for locals
The visibility of our policies can only be seen with bifocals
Half the workers here have crummy wages
Giving a good face to the Middle East in the newspaperssss
Hey Jordan ana kaman on Twitta
So what's with ya?
My salary? Too many figaaaass
I sweat money but it won't go to my neighbours
You know why? Cause we're proud collaborators!
BASHAR AL-ASSAD
Shoo lakan? Leave room for the one from Damascus
Don't mistake me for Homsi!
Ana moo Homsi!
Elongating words like it's nobody's business
We're Syrians okay? Our dialect is like a fitness...
Regime, I pronounce it JEEM aiight Hosni?
Mashakel Masr, moo na2esni!
Al-Assad, that means lion
Syrians are the best cooks, we ain't lyin'
Minorities in power? Long live Alawis
Ana moo nawari, inta il badawi!
I like to parade my wife cause she's educated
Don't you find my behaviour is so sedated?
I got cute kids and I'm not afraid to show it
Bashar is on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Copped that line from Vanilla Ice
Step back, I own the mic, call me Syrian Spice...
MAHMOUD ABBAS
Hey hey hey Abu Mazen represent the PA
Dahlan by my side, what settlement did we sign on today?
Humiliating my people all the time
Can't accept a lost election, nor can I rhyme
WHAT?
One state, two state, what's my perception?
I don't know, they ask way too many questions
People mock me they think I'm Khalili
I'm from Safed, ana Galilee!
Hamas, they won democratically
And there's one thing to know about me, it's that I'm a collaborator G
I'm not a leader and I suck a lot
Big Pun RIP, first record I bought
Can't accept that the glory days are long gone
So pass the arak and let Hosni finish the song
HOSNI MUBARAK
Step back and watch an 83 year old master take the mic
Psyche! The US gives me money and drinks with spike
Got all the religious heads on the payroll
Tantawi, release the fatwa alright bro?
If you speak ill of me, find yourself in prison
Muahahaha, that's right I'm a bonafide villain!
I spend money on protection while my country rots
Don't climb the pyramids, you will get shot!
I run the Egyptian entertainment scene and I run your life
I'm so powerful I can steal Bashar's wife
I'm so evil I'll watch you die while eating a plate of koshary
Then I'll go out and have drinks with Adel Imam and Tamer Hosni
80 million all at my command
And they'll do whatever I demand
cause I'm Hosni, ma bikhoosni!
*Yes I obviously made this up, there's no record, fun isn't it?