Friday, 23 January 2009

Always check your child's homework

Someone sent this to me and I'm sharing it with you. Pure jokes.

Take a look at the picture first, then you have to read the letter from the mom to the teacher below.

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


Mrs. Smith


  1. Yet the depiction of the mother, with that 'cocktail waitress on an oil rig' pony tail surrounded by, what would appear to be, ALL men with short hair suggests otherwise. Now i'm thinking about strippers at Home the power tool section..don't know where i'm going with this..

  2. hmmm strippers and power tools....

  3. He he! The illustration is cheeky and the explanation plausible! Thanks for sharing.