Friday, 30 January 2009

The jerk in your hood

Another reason why you shouldn't give your number to a boy who hasn't asked for it:

Upon seeing a wedding ring on his finger for the first time:
"So you're married?"
"Yeah, I've been married twice actually."
"Wow! Aren't you like 28?"
"Well, I can't be alone."
"Well obviously. You're a man."
"And I love women! Love them"
"I sincerely do hope so."
To self: "I'm too good looking for this shit." Exit.
Someone please give this guy an Ashley Madison card. Jerk.


  1. ahh, to be surrounded with such classy men, we are lucky girls non?