T.O. Thoughts Diary, part I

Influenced by NY Mag's sex diaries, but the content is totally different

Morning

• Thinking about how I really need to marry an architect. Even an engineer will suffice. Maman et papa will really like an engineer. Electrical? Mechanical? Computer? Anything but Chemical.
  
• Stalking little sister's facebook, looking at her ugly friends. Kids cannot possibly be that big and tall at 13-14. Wondering if she'll regret these lame photos in a few years. Also wondering why maman is allowing her to wear eyeliner. So unfair.
• What am I five?

Lunch

• Tempted to chat. No one good is ever on chat.
• Someone's food smells really bad. I feel like vomiting. God damn my ability to smell absolutely everything. Smell my arm to forget about it. I smell really good, why don't more people jump me?
  
• So hungry.
• Twitter keeps track of your day, maybe i should get it so I remember what I did at 3:02pm and write it into my time sheet instead of digging through my notebook hoping I wrote it down.
• Need to write down more good Arty quotes since we messaged each other back and forth and there was some solid material in there.
• Think about the book Arty told me to write, Observations of drunk people while sober. Since I don't drink, that consists of 97% of my life.
• Realize my handwritting is like the Baiji, slowly becoming extinct.
• Supposedly researchers can't find Baiji's anymore.
  
• "How we exit" by Gentleman Reg on repeat
• Call my parents before they call me. I know the outcome. "you never call" yada yada yada
• Parents were nice on the phone. It means they are mad at one of my siblings so they are nice to me.
  
• Think about what I'm going to wear tonight.
• Think about all the emails I have to send and all the work I am procrastinating on.
• Wondering what it would be like to post my picture on a dating site. Would I get hits?

Afternoon

• Really tempted to continue reading Starbucked right now. I should really finish Rules of Attraction before starting a new book. Why do I always read seven books at the same time?
  
• Wondering if my roommate did the dishes.
• So full.
• Where do they sell red velvet cupcakes after valentine's day?
• Get a burst of energy at work when I think back to a funny story a friend told me. I decide to tell some co-workers the story and die of laughter.
• Remember I am no longer four and cannot act like an imbecile at work.
  
• Emailing back and forth with friend - topic? Simpsons quotes.
  
• How am I supposed to go dancing if my eyes feel like they haven't slept in days?
  
• I went out Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and slept late last night. Must I go dancing? My feet do need it. Plus my dance partner totally kept up on Saturday, she was wonderful. I want to dance with her again.
• Munching on oriental rice cakes, the $0.99 ones not the $0.79 brand. I know it's a recession but I don't plan on sacrificing taste for none.